i said ooh girl

shock me like an electric eel

baby girl

Why this is

• To learn HTML
• To show off
  1. To my boss
  2. To my friends
  3. To my cat
  4. this was an unfunny joke so i'm omitting it
• Because I have fallen in love with my computer and want to give her some HTML loving.

Where to find the tutorial

Some random form

Note: It looks the part, but won't do a damned thing.

So I asked Bob about quotations on the Web and he said I know as much about quotations as I do about pigeon fancying. Luckily, I found HTML Dog and it said:

blockquote and q are used for quotations. blockquote is generally used for standalone often multi-line quotations whereas q is used for shorter, in-line quotations.

According to the Bible, after six days God said screw this for a lark, I'm having a nap.

If you add the line givevaderachuckle = true; to the destroy_planet subroutine and then type ilovejabba into the console, the big bad green Death Star laser will etch Slug Lover! on the planet's surface.