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C:\Users\KEL>net user
> IT/THEY AUTISTIC JEW INTERSEX CRIPPLE DYKE
> GODLESS COMMIE GOVERNMENT/SOCIOLOGY HONORS MAJOR
> NOVICE WEBMASTER; EXPERT COMPUTER ENJOYER
> EXACTLY AS LAME AS IT SOUNDS salutations; i'm kel! :] i'm one of many new webmasters with a fascination for retro technology and the old internet. i'm a complete newbie at coding, but it's a fun challenge.
i'm a university student double-majoring in government, minoring in sociology, and constructing my own honors major tentatively titled "queerness and social identity as a tool of capital," where i aim to prove and discuss the relationship between socially-constructed demographic identity and capitalist exploitation, and particularly the unique way American capitalism has adjusted the social and legal approach taken towards queer rights in comparison to other minority identities'. i might even end up posting a manifesto here eventually.